Do you want a slap?

Do you want a slap? - Figure of speech, said to emote a feeling of frustration. Similar figures of speech are "Are you on crack?"
1. Used when someone is acting out of control.
2. When someone is not acting themselfs.

1. Why are you burning napkins in a restaurant? Do you want a slap? Whats wrong with you.
2. Thats not like you to steal from your friends mother. Do you want a slap?

by Emma Robertson September 23, 2005

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havin a slap

A run on the local pub pokies

See ya in a minute boys I'm havin a slap

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Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus?

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

by metaphoricals June 14, 2010

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That deserved a slap.

When you say something really stupid, or you are excepted to know something but you don't, a friend may exclaim that you deserve a slap for you ignorance. The phrase is usually followed by a harsh, quick, blow to the cheek. Sissy crying may follow along with a "WTF? Why'd you do that, man?"

Manda: Have you heard that new System of a Down song?
Chris: Naw, man. I don't listen to rock.
Manda: Man, that deserved a slap.
Chris: No, Manda! Please!
(Manda slaps Chris viciously)
Chris: (Cries). Damn, bloody...WTF, man?

by sflagurl25 May 24, 2005

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Click clack give my nutsack a slap

1. Another way to say “suck my dick”
2. An office sex term. If you want to get laid right there on the desk, walk up to your coworker and say “click clack give my nutsack a slap

“Hey Jerry, I just finished those quarterly repor- “click clack give my nutsack a slap”

by efelly2 September 16, 2019

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