must smart a mite

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.

Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!

by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020

smart as a carrot

A well-dressed individual. Sweet man, aye!!

Looking good Billy-Ray, as smart as a carrot Lewis!

by schnizzle2 May 22, 2006

smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

smart as a whip

Someone who is really smart

Hi Elsie, your as smart as a whip.

by Cake Delight September 1, 2020

smart like a baid

Its when someone is extremely smart just like ubaid who is the smartest kid alive.
They can also be funny.

I got 100% on my test.
Your smart like a ubaid!

by ZOOBAID October 16, 2003

about as smart as a bag full of dead babies

Lacking intelligence. Showing no common sense.

My team is about as smart as a bag full of dead babies.

by BackEntryBananza August 6, 2010

as smart as a whip

very alert and intelligent.

"despite some of the things he says, he's as smart as a whip"

by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025