A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

by nearly civilized February 18, 2010

ça laisse à désirer

a French- de France- phrase meaning 'oh, come on, you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)

father : young man, my son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. So, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, go and and put some effort into your homework, comme du monde.

by Sexydimma June 14, 2013

ça laisse à désirer

a French- de France- phrase meaning 'you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)

father: son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. Therefore, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, even if you don't give a rat's ass about it, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, comme du monde, go redo your homework.

by Sexydimma February 6, 2014

ça laisse à désirer

a French- de France- phrase meaning 'you can do much better than this (in terms of the quality of the work you have done)

father: son, your report card, I'm afraid, ça laisse à désirer. Therefore, in order to motivate you to save your sinking Titanic, even if you don't give a rat's ass about it, I'm taking away your allowance. Now, comme du monde, go redo your homework. and btw a more appropriate English translation of ça laisse à desirer, is, "needs serious improvement big time", son, just to make sure you fully understand me.

by Sexydimma May 21, 2014

lapse into a Como

To become unresponsive due to a total obsession with oldies-singer Pierino Ronald.

It's also possible for someone to "lapse into a Como" from being obsessed with da controversial governor of New York, although in dat case you would have to add a "U" to da person's name.

by QuacksO March 4, 2021

“I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.

Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”

by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology made by Logan Paul.

i've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and i don't expect to be forgiven

by SpecialID March 5, 2021