Knock off a few knuckle soldiers 

The act of engaging in male masturbation; specifically connoting a sense of launching troops into battle

Where in the bible does it say a man can't knock off a few knuckle soldiers in the privacy of his sitting room 'cos I don't have a DVD player? - Peter Griffin -

Knock off a few knuckle soldiers by drop_the_hand June 16, 2009

knucklebumped a floater 

when one's aggressive ass-wiping causes him or her to forcefully strike the chocolaty log within the toilet bowl.

i was taking a behemoth dump on my break before i looked at my phone and saw that i had only one minute 'til punch in time. i was wiping so aggressively/quickly that i, accidentally, knucklebumped a floater.

knucklebumped a floater by todd beanfeather February 24, 2009

krack-a-laitin

an adjective used when an idea or action seems extremely favorable, exciting, well executed, pleasurable,or ingenious

Those shoes are krack-a-laitin!

OR
That idea is so krack-a-laitin!

krack-a-laitin by raybunny June 21, 2009

Krack-a-lackin 

It's kinda like whats up yo.

Yo ma-nizzle whats krack-a-lackin fer blizzle shiztle?!

Krack-a-lackin by Stephen b. November 10, 2004

orange as a white girls knuckles 

when thots use the fake tan and it gets all in their knuckles. synonymous with 16-20 year old instagram thots from the UK

yo shit dawg that hair is orange as a white girls knuckles

orange as a white girls knuckles by the nigmaster general September 30, 2020

moose knuckle of a day

An embarrassingly awful day where every problem, mishap, and streak of bad luck is bulging out prominently for the whole world to notice. Super awkward, impossible to hide or ignore. (A bigger, more in-your-face version than a regular bad day, playing on the slang term “moose knuckle.”)

Traffic jam, spilled coffee on my shirt in the meeting, then my phone died during an important call. I’ve had a straight up moose knuckle of a day.

moose knuckle of a day by Jaymac1212 January 15, 2026