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freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.
Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?
by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021
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Its a free country

A phrase often used by people who are saying that they can do whatever they want since (apparently) america is a free country.
Mom: Johnny! Stop masturbating on the couch!
Johnny: Its a free country!
by Hninja March 2, 2010
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Dobby is a free elf

Dobby is a house elf in the Harry Potter series and has suffered a terrible loss in the Deathly Hallows book and movies.

There are two terms of “Dobby is a free elf”:

1: In chamber of secrets, Harry slipped a sock in a book. Lucius Malfoy gave it to Dobby. Dobby found the sock and indicated Dobby was free from his master.

2: In the Deathly Hallows, Dobby was killed by Bellatrix’s dagger and died in Harry’s arms. This indicates Dobby is free from pain.
Person 1: On the count of three, we will say Dobby is a free elf. ...3...2...1...
Person 1, 2, 3 and 4: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!
by Goldenfrost January 23, 2021
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Pulled a Free Willy

Barely squeaking by (or barely passing), or pulling it out of your ass.

In reference to the radio show, "The Bobby Bones Show" - when the cast was playing The Name Game, the cohost Lunchbox barely squeaked by naming "Free Willy" as a "Bill" or "William," thus causing controversy in the studio.
"So did you pass that English final?"

"Yeah, I totally pulled a Free Willy! I got a D minu
by bellinblack6 September 28, 2008
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I'm a free bitch

Lady GaGa's new catchphrase. Can be found in some of her songs on the "Fame Monster" album.
Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark "...poison...inject me baby I'm a free....bitch. I'm a free bitch."
by bluetoothrulezz1313 April 5, 2010
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It's a free country

A phrase that is used by Americans. Sadly it is no longer true, but to this day the Government forces people believe it is.

Sincerely Signed,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Conspiracy Theorist
"It's a free country!" Johnny to the Government

"No it's not!" The Government to Johnny

"I'll think what I want" Johnny

"You'll think what I tell you." Government

"Ok." Americans to Government
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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YES for a free cookie.

I SAID FREE COOKIE DUMBASS.
CHANGE IT TO YES.
damnit.
YES FOR A FREE COOKIE.!!1!1!!!!!11!!!!1!one!!!1!!!!!111!!!!!!!!
by ChloeV124 December 17, 2016
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