one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.
some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir
by shampoo_bitch April 26, 2022
Get the martin blackwoodmug. Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.
“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“
by MrsBlackwood August 24, 2020
Get the Demitri blackwoodmug. A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to
by Ashwla July 2, 2020
Get the Martin Blackwoodmug. a huuuuuuuuuge penis
by sneakysweeny November 7, 2010
Get the Lord Blackwoodmug. Someone who is antisocial, rude, and completely disregards social customs such as being nice or smiling (the disdainful or malicious smirk not included). Kind of (really) a bitch. Usually has a rather pointless hobby, like watching car shows or riding motorcycles.
Girl 1: Hi!!!!
Girl 2: *glare* Fuck off.
Girl 1: *tears* what did I ever do to you?
Girl 2: *smirks evilly*
Girl 1: You're such a Blackwood!!!
Girl 2: *glare* Fuck off.
Girl 1: *tears* what did I ever do to you?
Girl 2: *smirks evilly*
Girl 1: You're such a Blackwood!!!
by ladidadida-chop-off-their-head September 6, 2010
Get the A Blackwoodmug. A wanna be jockey and secret gay
Loves to feed turmeric
Has matchy matchy saddle pads and uses sainsbury's bags for a horse hood
All the gear no idea
Lives in the shadow of his son.
Jase Lost anal virginity aged 12 by his riding instructors.
Loves to feed turmeric
Has matchy matchy saddle pads and uses sainsbury's bags for a horse hood
All the gear no idea
Lives in the shadow of his son.
Jase Lost anal virginity aged 12 by his riding instructors.
Look at the state of jase blackwood acting a clown trying to ride unsuitable ponies.
Jesus did you see ruby fall at the last and so a jase Blackwood
Jesus did you see ruby fall at the last and so a jase Blackwood
by Bbaden May 15, 2019
Get the jase blackwoodmug. A person who goes to see one movie numerous times at the theatre. instead of just downloading it, or waiting till the movie comes out on DVD, this person spend a lump-sum of cash to see a mediocre movie only a normal person would see once.
Kyle: Hey! Want to go see How To Save A Life?
Joey: No, plus you've already seen it like 4 times. You're just being a Blackwood Watcher by going back numerous times!
kyle: I know but it's very touching!
Joey: No, plus you've already seen it like 4 times. You're just being a Blackwood Watcher by going back numerous times!
kyle: I know but it's very touching!
by ieatpony118 February 16, 2010
Get the Blackwood Watchermug.