“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” 

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

sex with a banana 

A girl who doesn't have a dildo will sometimes use a banana. She'll balance it on a pile of really tall pillows, and then straddle them, which forces the banana deeper inside allowing it to put more pressure on her clitoris. She'll rock back and forth, leaning forward and back, even bounce up and down to force it in and out.

Done by virgins most of the times, a lot of girls these days break their hymen by themselves so it doesn't hurt their first time.

I felt really horny last night and didn't have my dildo nearby so I grabbed a banana and rammed it deep inside. God having sex with a banana feels sooo good!

sex with a banana by alanafrommontana October 22, 2006

such a banana! 

A sign to say you're stupid.

A:Check this out!That singer 's singing gratefully.
B:Oh!I know her.
A:Who 's she?
B:Such a banana!Everyone knows her.

such a banana! by datthanhle March 17, 2016

swallow-a-banana 

The act of deep throating. You know, cock choking. Sausage snarfing. Dicking deep, as it were. Pushing something nice and phallic way the fuck down your throat. Side effects may include an ache in your trachea and cum in your mouth (gross!).

Mary beat Joe in the swallow-a-banana contest.

swallow-a-banana by Franz Liebkind February 9, 2009

A Salty Banana

A way of describing a person who is a complete dickhead that gets really salty

Yesterday , I was playing overwatch with my friends and we met this dude who is acting like A Salty Banana.

A Salty Banana by Fresherowl May 22, 2018

banana in a sea of milk

when a "banana" (person of asian heritage who is otherwise white) interacts with mass amounts of white people, and is one of very few, sometimes no other, people of ethicticity other than caucasian.

"Arthur, I can't believe I took you skiing, you're the only non-white I've seen today."

"Yeah, I'm a banana in a sea of milk. Let's play "spot the black guy in vail""

banana in a sea of milk by BrockStar July 26, 2003

banana in a fruit salad 

When a straight guy wakes up from an all night drunk in the bed with a bunch of gay guys.

Todd got hammered last night and walked off with a bunch of gay guys. Had a banana in a fruit salad the next morning!

banana in a fruit salad by Jtm1978 March 1, 2025