In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle
Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 28, 2010
Get the Zookeeper's Caressmug. Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are good:
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008
Get the Zookeeper statusmug. by Monkswell September 30, 2022
Get the zookeeper's bucketmug. Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.
Man 1: I wish Nickelback would come to Tuscon on their tour!
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
Man 2: I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...
by Ditno September 26, 2011
Get the I could be a zookeeper, but I'm not...mug. The 2022 Student Section Leaders of Waukee High school. We may loose the game but our student section was better. The “KEE” in the ZooKEEpers represents the “kee” in Waukee.
The ZooKEEpers went crazy at the football game last night. They had us moshpiting in the student section.
by Waukee fan man September 20, 2022
Get the ZooKEEpersmug. Putting shit on a girls breast, then fucking them until you cum. Mix together and eat with animal crackers
by Datdirtyzk May 1, 2018
Get the dirty zookeepermug. The Zimbabwe Zookeeper is the method of inhaling a water pipe/ bong with aggressive short bursts. This is essentially the same as smoking a cigarette with puffs only you repeat the process until the bowl is empty before you exhale. This method was invented by GyammonFast.
"Theres no way he is going to Zimbabwe Zookeeper that bowl"," This man knows how to perform a Zimbabwe Zookeeper".
by GyammonFast December 9, 2019
Get the Zimbabwe Zookeepermug.