Zonetard

Usually the outcasts and lonely from a forum message board who infest a certain area and squat there until they are perma banned. Most form a "clan" to show solidarity..Usually can be spotted flirting with dudes with female user names. Also love to quote or use old memes. Orgin of name comes from sub forum "The Endzone" on VolNation where most instantly get AIDS from visiting.

I dont think that's a troll, it's just a Zonetard that got out of his cage.

by Fixta Fernback August 7, 2011

zonetard

A forum poster who has nothing better to do than to create useless and mindless threads and/or posts in the Endzone forum.

I wish I had a girlfriend, but I spend so much time being a zonetard that I don't have time for one.

by itsajokeguys August 7, 2011

Zantar

Zantar : Tarzan in french "verlan", meaning, switching places with the syllables that are "tar" and "zan" which results in "Zantar".

This n*gga str888 from the jungle, we call him Zantar

by youngalburr April 17, 2018

Zoltar

DJ for the Satellite Radio-Only (unless your in Baltimore and listen to 99.1 HFS) techno music show, "Subterranean". Is also known as "Zoltar, The Brother From Another Planet". Subterranean can be listened to on satellite radio on "The System" or on Saturday nights on 99.1 HFS in Baltimore, Maryland. Subterranean comes on from 12:00 to 2:00 in the morning.

Man did you hear that new song Zoltar hit up on the radio? That was tight!

by NateAbel December 31, 2004

zonar control

Describes the control a person has over their emotions.

Can either mean someone is stable emotionally, or that they're bipolar...

What happened to my zonar control?

and

She just put away three textbooks in one weekend! She must have excellent zonar control!

by Nova><Master October 28, 2006

zonta

Zonta is a word that means trustworthy and honest. But Zonta can also be used as a name. People with this name tend to be funny, sarcastic, and loyal. They tend to not take things seriously and think everything is a joke unless the “joke” is about a serious matter including family, friends, and being nice too others. These people are the best to be around because they will always make you smile and hype you up. And if you just wanna chill these are the people you need to be around.

“Hey Zonta! How’s your day been going?”

by ~•Z•~ October 18, 2019

Zoltar

Brandon Fontaine, the creature commonly known as Zoltar. Some doubt his existence is real because of how much of a complete piece of shit he is. But yet his bullshit clearly effects those around him, leaving them wondering if this is reality. He is a textbook narcissist and completely delusional, but delusional would give him too much credit, because he is well aware the shit that comes out of his mouth is bullshit. His disgusting lifestyle makes gollum look civilized. Should you ever encounter this creature, beware, for such a great intelligent successful person, he will con you into rides and anything else with no care of inconveniencing anyone. But should you encounter it, make sure to ask him how he killed 40 people for the Irish mob. I promise you, you will either piss yourself laughing or lose faith that this is reality. I would rather go thru the rest of my life in government level white torcher than ever listen to his voice again.

No there was no accident, my ears are bleeding from listening to Zoltar talk

by leviathan9x May 18, 2019