zodiac killer

what ted cruz was as a young man.

ted cruz

Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!

by tedcruzisthezodiackiller1324 May 15, 2016

zoria

she's amazing. she has a beautiful smile and you can't live without her. it's like your dying when she leaves you, and her humor will make you laugh forever. her words are so mind blowing, that they'll be in your head forever. she's cute, awesome and you think about her all the time.

You are so a zoria.

by Layla hay December 22, 2016

Zosia

1)The person who will never let you down. She will always be there for you no matter what happens.
2)A true friend
3)Beautiful person with a kind heart

Person A"I need your help"
Person B""Ill be your Zosia"

by Anna Bella Rosie March 19, 2009

Zodiac signs

The thing that people use as an excuse for being a burden on humanity.

Oh I’m sorry for punching you in the face, I’m **Aquarius

** 1 of the 12 zodiac signs

by Assassin203886 August 25, 2020

Zosia

A really funny girl. Someone who can laugh off

anything, and make anything fun. They tend to care for others more than themselves.But be careful. Zosia's tend to hide emotions, and bottle up feelings. They will only talk to you about emotions of they feel safe. Zosia's tend to love memes.

"Man, Zosia's pretty cool."
"Yea, she sure is something..

by AxeDeo August 10, 2015

Zofia

Zofia is the greatest girl you’ll ever meet. She will always be there for you when you need it most. She is the most beautiful angel you’ll ever meet and you’ll hope to be her friend forever! You’ll be lucky to get a friend like Zofia cuz she is the sweetest, nicest person you’ll ever meet! If you ever do meet a Zofia cherish her forever cuz girls like her are rare!!

Girl 1: Wow, look at Zofia, I wish I was friend with her! She is like...the nicest ever!
Girl 2: I know right! I spoke to her earlier and she was like....a God!

by Anony_friends May 30, 2019

Zodiac Killer

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.

"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"

by CLEGANEBOWL July 4, 2016