zoi 

to steal, to drive fast, or a joint.

I smoked some zoi, zoied a car and then zoied off down the highway!

zoi by worm September 19, 2003

zoi 

Yes, In agreement with, greeting or nod to sudden presence.

Homeycan you believe that fugly hag sat on your face when you were shitfaced?

"Zoi, it was a buzzkill but I did bust a nut and yarred her but good."

zoi by David Michael March 9, 2004

Zoi 

someone who really wants to smash a luke

Luke: Hi Zoi
Zoi:*immediately jumps onto luke and starts smashing*

Zoi by thrat the greg June 21, 2022

Zoi 

She is really fat just like a whale

"Zoi is so fat"

Zoi by Yourmommasugly May 28, 2019

Zoi 

piece of anime trash who somehow has friends

''We should probably avoid Zoi''
''Aight''

Zoi by wet_sock January 18, 2019

Zoi 

A sad and depressed person who often treats her friends like potatoes

Zoi: I'm lonely and depressed and have 0 friends

Friend: what does that make me then ? A chicken nugget?
Zoi: no, a potato

Zoi by Girl_to_good December 10, 2019

Zoi 

Zoi is a cutie with a big butty

-Why zoi is cutie?

- because she has e big butty
-oh

Zoi by 123akjkjk November 20, 2021