zoinkerdaddy

is when someone puts shit in your mailbox

someone zoinkerdaddy my sister

by zoinkers dude November 20, 2020

zoinkerdaddy

when you put shit through someones mailbox

im goning to zoinkerdaddy you

by zoinkers dude November 20, 2020

zoinkers

to go out of your mind over something. a comic book or video game dork would use this type of terminology. or, u can just shout it out to describe how u feel. ex. shout out at a random time "ZOINKERS!"

this girl is making me fucking go zoinkers today!!!

man, level 9 on this video game is making me go zoinkers!

ZOINKERS!

by texicandeath May 26, 2006

Zinker

zinker (ZEEN-kur)

noun. A painful swelling around the pleebs on the vagina. It prevents urine, puss nuggets, and babies from coming out.

Guess what, girlfriend! I got a zinker last night, so when I use my dildo, it stings really bad! AWESOME! iloveyou.. :3

by Jaack August 21, 2007

Zelinker

Somebody who ships Zelink from the popular The Legend of Zelda series.

Duh.

Tom: Those silly Zelinkers... MidLink forEVAR!

Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!

Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.

Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...

by Lady Alzers March 6, 2011

Zoinker

To be bonkers and chill at the SAME time (but not be gross)

Bro why are you a zoinker?!?

by A zoinker😂 June 3, 2018

Zinker Pop

When the cartilage in your penis snaps

Dad bring me to the doctor, I had a Zinker Pop

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018