ziplock fart

when a person farts in a ziplock baggy, and stores it to puff the fart in an others face

dude I am totally going to ziplock fart on you when your not expecting it

by mountainbikingman July 28, 2010

ziplock bag

A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia.

Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag.

by whackanoodle November 6, 2007

Ziplock Dick

When a dude's dick is small to fit a magnum condom but he puts a magnum condom on anyway. He has sex with you and it feels like you are getting rammed by a ziplock.

Girl he had ziplock dick I couldnt feel shit!

by lemonadestand9 December 17, 2016

ziplock nigga

A black person. When locking hiself/herself in a room, masturbates until smells very bad.

woo, that guy's a ziplock nigga

by shamalam brando rossi vanjonab August 4, 2010

Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

french ziplock bag

When you fill a bag with shit and throw it at a friend as a prank

I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit

by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014

Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

by Mlight69 August 25, 2009