zezima

USED to be the number one player on Runescape... but currently is number 11, at the time of writing. Nonetheless, people still worship, and think that he/she is their 'hero'.
I've heard reports of Zezima being surrounded by hundreds of people while in a bank, and that he/she changes his/her password everyday, and that he/she...
I dunno.
The person's just good at RS, m'kay? No need to worship someone.

Me: If I saw Zezima being followed by hundreds of people like the Falador Massacre, I'd rather log off.
If I saw her in the wildy, i'd go, "WTH, Zezima's not number one!" and log off before she could PK me.

Zezima: *logs off, changes pw, and checks the highscores*
WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Siilas December 11, 2008

zezima

A overrated runescape pro, defended by 200,000 Players when insulted. Some say his dad owns Runescape and made him First place, some say he macros.... And some say people have his password? Who knows... -Words from the players.

"zezima is god" "u just mad becuz zezima is pro" "you shouldnt play runescape you noob" "i wish i was zezima" "i wonder wat zezima has in his bank" if you saw zezima what would you say" "zezima isnt an nerd hes just good, unlike you" "if you think zezima is a nerd you should stop playing" "zezima is straight up god" "i have zezimas phone number" ANSWER: you do? what is it, can i have it pleas.

Now you see. (all of the above are real, that i've heard around runescape.)

"I believe Zezima is just there to drive noobs crazy" -uloveme

by JaySoNeD September 22, 2008

Zezima

A person who plays Runescape all the time.

Dude, you've been playing this game for 3 days straight. Your such a Zezima

by Hate me now please February 28, 2009

Zezima CC VET

Very oldschool, legendary runescape VET players they are known as "gods" in the runescape zezima's friends chat

VET Aston480
Le Warrior
Uber Allies
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Rob Jr
Fallymassvet
Star Arrow
Cigary

Respect your zezima CC Vets at all times
I see some CC vets online
Imagine talking to a vet like that????
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by Bretardation March 13, 2022

zezima

In medical terms, zezima is defined as a predominately hairless growth never found on women.

"be careful, spending too much time on your computer can lead to a bad case of zezima syndrome"

by Hobo_Hank_14 March 30, 2008

Zezima

Not #1 anymore.

Runedude1: Hey, did you hear? Zezima's not at the top anymore!

rAnDoMnOoB: He's not? Then who is?

Runedude1: Kingduffy 1 is. However, I still believe in Zezima.

rAnDoMnOoB: Forget Zez! All hail Kingduffy 1!

by Anonlord March 2, 2009

Zezima Meal

A fictional meal named after the current highest scoring runescape player, Zezima, which consists of spaghetti with "dragon sauce", "runescpaian dipper" chicken nuggets, Milk from "lumbridge" cows, and a Zezima action figure with an additional 99 golden pieces.
*words or phrases contained in quotation marks are specific elements from the game, runescape.

A man walked into Mcdonalds and said, "I would like one large Zezima Meal please."

by John Gaylord December 10, 2008