Zelsexual

Zelsexual (Adj.)
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Desperate, blind, or with poor taste.

"I was talking to Pyro and she said she was zelsexual? I hope they find a cure soon."

by CanadianHater69420TR January 26, 2022

Zelensexual

Noble self defense deserves more than respect and assistance, it merits shamelessness, even in times of arousal.
When you start to understand why ancient Gauls sometimes fought/trained completely naked, for ritualistic/nobility purposes.
Letting a fascist Incel stay an Incel is as much of a simple choice as the dumb choice of the fascist Incel to be pro-genocide.

I've always seen myself as straight, turns out I'm Zelensexual. - Altair1208 (r/Ukraine)

by olljoh March 8, 2022

bensexual

Being only attracted to the British actor Benedict Cumberpatch. He is best identified by his roles in Star Trek, August Osage Country and the BBC series Sherlock. Why is this an actual sexuality? Because he's dead sexy.

"Isn't Justin bieber so cute??"
"Actually, no. Sorry, I'm bensexual."
"Whats that mean?"

"I'm only attracted to Benedict Cumberpatch."

by Tumblr user irrelevantmanatee August 6, 2014

Zoosexual

A fake term made by zoophiles because they think that bestiality should be normalized.

Zoophile: I am a zoosexual

Literally everyone ever: get away from me animal fucker

by UpsideDownBoi July 12, 2019

Pensexual

A Pansexual is a person who is sexually interested in other people regardless of gender including males, females, and transsexuals.

Someone that likes Straight, Bi and Gay people, Pensexual

by PandaGirl2012 September 14, 2009

ZionSexual

People who think Zion Williamson is the best basketball player on the planet ... after 1 college game.

That Jon, he’s trying to tell me that Zion is better than MJ. He’s such a ZionSexual, Zion doesn’t even believe that

by DonLogic November 15, 2018

Zoosexual

A mentally retarted person who uses the term "zoosexual" to justify raping animals

Person1: Hey dude i'm zoosexual

Person2: Heres a gun, go kill yourself

Person1: YoU fUcKiNg NaZi RaCiSt ZoOpHoBe

Person2: "kills person 1 and makes the world a better place"

by Terry Tells Truths March 21, 2022