Zeus-Fucked

when one roasts the bowl

Eric Jones Zeus-Fucked the damn bowl again!

by Dr. Ganjaman August 19, 2010

Oh really Zeus

A phrase used in sarcastic response to an obvious or inane statement.

*Bob enters the room with disappointment written on his face
Tina: Omg are you not having a good day rn broskie
Bob: Oh really Zeus? How could you tell, smh
Tina: Chill bro, take it easy!

by juniorman June 2, 2015

beard of zeus

something to swear by

By the beard of Zeus!

by zack w September 9, 2005

Zesus

The forgotten brother of Jesus. For ya'll who don't know in God had a 2 son's Jesus and Zesus. Zesus was one year younger and Jesus was Gods Favourite. Consequently, Jesus got all the ladies and superpowers meanwhile Zesus grew an extra toe. Year by year Zesus was cast further and further into Jesus's shadows and soon he was forgotten.

Person 1: *Stubs toe* Jesus!
Person 2: Don't say that Zesus will get jelly!
Person 1: wtf? that shit ain't real
Zesus: i am real and omz i can't believe you said that, like its soooo insensitive... TAKE THIS!
*Zesus Drops a grand piano on person 1's toe*

by DR Willie Stroker February 11, 2020

Zeus Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a Greek god.

"Zeus Willis was beyond MORTAL THOUGHT."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Zeeshaan

someone that is extremely successful and can do some unbelievable things. They learn extremely fast and holds universal knowledge. They are also very handsome and nice people but loves money and power.

girl: he is so selfish bt hot
girl2: ya hes a zeeshaan

by GingersRule! October 6, 2010

zeeshan

Zeeshan is a male name, usually used in south Asian and middle eastern countries.
Zee means owner and Shan means glory, hence Zeeshan means a person with some glory.

Zeeshan is a cool name.

by zee2603 July 12, 2010