zebraesque

Something or someone that is weirder than weird, stranger than strange, etc.

"putting in 4 gfx cards to have triple monitor setup is just zebraeque"

by Wascally_Wabbit June 6, 2005

zebraslut

1. a psychotic, over-possessive girlfriend
2. accessorizes with zebra print in an obnoxious way; dressing tacky
3. a tacky whore who spreads her legs for anything & posts boobalicious pictures on facebook
4. a fire-breathing dragon of a girl

1. his girlfriend is such a zebraslut; he can't even talk to another girl without her breaking up with him.
2. zebra print skinny jeans, purse, and headband? what a zebraslut!
3. boy 1: did you get a copy of the pictures that she sent around last night?
boy 2: obviously, she's a zebraslut; the whole school got them!
4. get that zebraslut in an insane asylum.

by suckitbiaaatch September 19, 2009

Ass Fuckin Zebras

When zebras engage in the act of anal sexual intercourse

Steve: Did you see those ass fuckin zebras on the safari?

Bob: Yeah man, those were some kinky zebras.

by andy3balls November 17, 2015

zebrasus

Rare animal. Half zebra, half pegasus.
Very friendly. Never spotted in wildness.
Used to describe something imaginary.

As we got recently funded, we are buying a Zebrasus for the office. Yay!

by chipironcin January 31, 2016

Zebrashits

A unit of power. Used to show an object or beings power output. A zebrashit is the amount of energy used when a zebra takes a shit. (1 horsepower is 0.5 Zebrashits).
A Zebrashit is converted from horsepower by multiplying the horsepower by 0.5.

Chad: My 6.0L V12 produces 375 Zebrashits.
Brad: I like men

by Tommy Smithsonian April 13, 2022

Zebras

Zebras apparently live in the jungle according to "Darwin" Darya Juan Diego.

"Zebras are stripped and live with mowgli"

by skull emoji April 21, 2022

Psychedelic Zebras

Flippin' sweetest band ever. They are from Lake Oswego, OR. They started in spring 2004. The Guitarist is Jordan Bice and the Bassist is David "Mr. X" Bartman. They both sing

Man those fuckin' Psychedelic Zebras rock!

by JB March 30, 2005