The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, flexible hose allowing its operator to perform abortions with a flick of the wrist, all the while never having to remove his fat ass from the built in toilet seat. The Zambortion is commonly found wherever there is a sidewalk and most importantly, direct visual contact with an extremely hot receptionist. While saline implants are not a requirement they will however, greatly increase your chances of an elusive Zambortion sighting.
Yo Yaz, I think the Zambortion driver is totally stalking you because he has been cleaning the same spot of sidewalk for like 5 hours. You better put the twins away before he jizzums!
by Yasmine's Stalker June 10, 2005
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The most amazing girl you’ll ever meet especially if her first name starts with a V. She has the prettiest smile which she is shy about but that somehow makes it even cuter. She also has the most amazing eyes that will change colour, so you can look into them all day long. Her personality is the real treasure, she is easy going and isn’t afraid to make you laugh with jokes that’ll offend other girls. She will stay up to the crack of dawn with you getting deep into amazing conversations. All around a Zaborowski girl is perfect.
Hey did you talk to that Zaborowski girl last night?
Ya man we had the most amazing conversation and didn’t stop talking till the sun rise.
Ya man we had the most amazing conversation and didn’t stop talking till the sun rise.
by Maximus Aurelius August 20, 2020
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is a backstabbing hoe who needs to figure out what life really is
is a backstabbing hoe who needs to figure out what life really is
by momma jane March 17, 2018
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It took a popularity in jordan in the 90s and early 2000s to mean (something great but in a fucked up way)
1- Zobor (Dick)
2- Hamburger
It took a popularity in jordan in the 90s and early 2000s to mean (something great but in a fucked up way)
Damn man, Johnny is cool and all, but he's is such a Zamborgar
Did you see that metal band playing man? they were just so Zamborgar!
Did you see that metal band playing man? they were just so Zamborgar!
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