zard

scruff mcgruff the crime dog's word for a stranger, criminal, publc threat, etc.

billy: who is that guy outside of our house?
tommy: i don't know. he must be a zard.
billy: hurry up and lock the door i don't want a zard to get me man.

by eugene keen December 14, 2006

doink the zard

The act of pulling a Charizard card from a pack of Pokemon cards, placing marijuana onto the card, rolling it into a blunt and smoking it to get high.

kyle: yo bro check it out, just pulled the shiny charizard that's like 400 bucks.
kyle's homie: duuuude siiiick, lets doink the zard bitch.
kyle: what the fuck does that mean.

by doobiemaster69 May 26, 2021

Zard week

A week to celebrate zard

cool its zard week now

by Iamzard July 18, 2021

Tanya-zard

A small fire-type Lebanese pokemon.

Attacks:

-Wrap
-Pound
-Double Slap
-Self Destruct

REID uses DOUBLE SLAP

TANYA-ZARD uses SELF DESTRUCT on his house

by Visili Zytsef January 12, 2010

Lauda-zard

Lauda-zard or laudazard refers to a person that has a very hazardous lauda (penis). Having sex with this person will give you STDs.

Don't have sex with him he is such a lauda-zard.

by pikapika12 November 13, 2019

Tanya-Zard-Creator

Someone who writes nonsensical words and their definitions and sends them into urbandictionary.

Oh yeah, he's a total Tanya-Zard-Creator.

by CholeraGarfunkel July 25, 2010

Zard

To kiss someone with an open mouth and without using tounge

A french kiss without tounge
a.k.a. the cat REALLY got brittney spears tounge, so she tried making out with K-fed and they completely zarded

by Halfdemon February 24, 2007