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ziplock bag

A pussy where the inner labia is hidden by the outer labia.
Hey Lisa's pussy is real tight, it looks like a ziplock bag.
by whackanoodle November 6, 2007
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Ziplockin

Ziplockin occurs when you fall during a run on a half pipe for snow boarding and your bun cheeks hit the ground, only wishing you had a zip lock bag on your buns to stop the freezer burn.
Did you see her wipe out on the half pipe? She was ziplockin all the way down! ie. X-Games 2010
by ip NIGHTLY January 30, 2010
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ziplock

when you penis gets caught in your fly zipper
Having a baby is painless compared to ziplock.
by chickenman June 12, 2003
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Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs
G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock
by Mlight69 August 25, 2009
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Ziplock Dick

When a dude's dick is small to fit a magnum condom but he puts a magnum condom on anyway. He has sex with you and it feels like you are getting rammed by a ziplock.
Girl he had ziplock dick I couldnt feel shit!
by lemonadestand9 December 17, 2016
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zaplook

A Stupid Fictional Search Engine Used in Nickelodeon Shows Like iCarly or Victorious. Looks so much like Google there is even a fake search engine page called Zaplook to imitate Google in its earlier years.
Carly Caught Freddy Zaplooking Up Porn One Night, and Decided To End His Search With a Nice ZapBlowjob, Which ended in a Zaplaskan Firedragon. (Both of These Terms are Similar to the UD Definitions of the Alaskan Firedragan and the Blowjob )
by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016
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ziplock

adj. The state of being rendered temporarily mute in the presence of your crush.
Fool, you was hype til she walked by, then you got ziplock.
by gigablip October 30, 2008
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