zambo

A badass sniper chick who will pop ur narbie arse if u show so much as a whisker.

<headshot>
"Where the hell did that crazy zambo come from!!!"

by HughJimBissel September 18, 2003

Zambo

He is a guy who doesn't extist, you could even say a figment of our imaginations.

-Zambo taught me a lot in school!
-Bro... he doesn't exist.

by wothless bitchass motherfucker June 21, 2023

zambo-flex

It's an adjective describing using super-human strength that you never thought existed until stuck in death-defying situations.

I got locked in a coffin and had to zambo-flex my way out.

by Brent Henderson July 3, 2009

Zambo'd

The Act of being highly intoxicated or on some type of drug. Being so fucked up that you can barely walk, see or talk or can't do any of the above at all.

I'm so Zambo'd I couldn't walk the past 2 days.

by Daddy Yankee May 30, 2006

Wisco Zambo

Short for Wisconsin Zamboni, this act first requires any person performing to grow/acquire a moustache, a beautiful woman and inclement weather.
The task: Take said moustache into at least a windchill of -20F until it frosts over nicely. Second, have the beautiful woman lay naked somewhere close to your front door (i.e. bear skin rug by a fireplace). Finally, once moustache is sufficiently frozen proceed inside quickly, dive into her vaginal orifice, moustache first, and proceed to eat her out. If she melts all frozen substance off the moustache you will have performed a Wisco Zambo.

John "We were chillin' by the fireplace and I went outside to get a brewski, next thing you know I was giving her the Wisco Zambo!"

Stu "I wish I could grow a moustache!"

by G. Mitchell January 15, 2009

zamos

(adj) say: "ZAE-mus"; This adjective imparts a sense of distinguishment or notarity to the noun it modifies. Originally introduced via Tupac's nuanced prose in his posthumusly-published journal, the term has seen growing relevance in hip-hop culture at large, lately creaping into a "Snoop Dog" rap and appearing often in the standard MTV-laced fare of today's adolescent programing.

Yo, man, that Porsche is Zamos!
OR:
Yo man, nice threads! You're really Zamosed out tonight!

by John Malcom May 13, 2005

Zambonied

Really drunk and cannot get up

I feel so Zambonied.....

by Flygirl. January 15, 2009