A person, usually a woman, who has dyed hair, takes photos, hangs around bison, goes on scary walks by herself, likes to get completely
shitfaced, enjoys taking Zoloft, believes in herself, does NOT like the
attention, listens to that gritty shit, burns cars, wears hexagonal glasses, thinks plants are human, and will
look at you funny.
Boy #1: Hey, look! It's a wild Zadie
over there.
Boy #2: No way! I've always wanted to see on, alive
in the flesh.
Boy #1: Is that $uicideboy$ she's listening to???
Boy 2: OMG!
You're right! I guess this whole situation was too hyped up. People who listen to $uicideboy$ scare me!!
