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Yulie

Yulie's are generally absolutely gorgeous, Asian of course, trustworthy, creative, desperate for love making, always worrying about someone else, great fashion scenes. A stright A student knows everything to know about everything.

If you don’t know a Yulie that sucks for you cause you will never meet a better loving creature.
1. Yulie is an upcoming model
by bugger bear June 3, 2009
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yuletard

The name given to the perennial Christmas cretin who, much to your shivering dismay, persists in overbearing, glib and frequently forceful Christmas related antics, throughout the whole of December. They are usually to be found in the workplace, probably nearest to the radio which will be blaring Yuletardenous songs of redundant festive delight, whilst they don their sparkly fucking reindeer antlers and gibber about how fucking lovely it all is.
Meanwhile an insignificant and tremendously vapid war of who can send their Christmas cards around the office first wages. Yuletards!
A few common examples of the behaviour of a yuletard (of which there are MANY, go on, I bet you know lots too):-
Turning the radio up at work when a Christmas song comes on; enjoying it; making reference to it; wearing fucking ironic Christmas headwear about it; displaying every fucking Christmas light you've ever seen outside their house which, unbeknownst to them, only really serves to advertise to potential burglars that 'hey, if we've got money to throw away on shitty Christmas lights and huge santas, imagine what presents you could steal'; discussing in minute detail every trail and fucking tribulation of their cretinous Christmas shopping expedition, right down to where they had their dinner; turning up for work in their woefully embarassing santa's little helper outift; banging on and fucking on and on and on about every little thing they are going to do, see, eat, wear, watch, drink, say over Christmas, thus sucking any possible pleasure to be had out of the occasion for them and every poor sod in earshot, including me, hence this.
by vapidleopard December 18, 2009
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Yuletide Log

The massive shit you do on Boxing Day after stuffing your face on Christmas Day
Guy #1 - "Hey mate, where are you off to?"

Guy #2 - "It's time to release the Yuletide Log"
by Ayroxus94 March 9, 2016
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yuletea

a seasonal drink mainly consisting of orange pekoe tea leaves and cloves. often left for santa clause by unsuspecting tea-drinkers. a last resort on scrabble to use up letters.
Aunt Colleen left yuletea for Santa, but he never drank it. )=
by skyboss January 9, 2009
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yuletide trauma syndrome

The accumlation of stress and anxiety before/during/after Xmas.
"Around this time, me and my family suffer Yuletide Trauma Syndrome all too regularly."
by Izzyexile December 18, 2014
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Yullet

Yuta + Mullet = Yullet
It is the pinnacle of perfection. It ascends human beauty.
Person 1: Hey have you seen the yullet?
Person 2: It is fucking immaculate
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yulitzin

yulitzin is a strong and amazing person. she may be quiet but don’t let that fool you she is funny, kind, and super pretty. She is always there for you and will never let you down.
Bobby- bro yulitzin is super hot
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