yugoslavia

Republic of South Slavic people carved out of the remains of the Austrio-Hungarian empire.

1. Known for having a horrible war in the early 90s which dissolved the country into 6 republics: Bosnia, Croatia, Serbia, Macedonia, Serbia, Montenegro

2. A country where the most drop dead gorgeous models come from. Photographers from Paris, Milan and London are sent to roam the streets of the Belgrade, Sarajevo, Zagreb, and Kosovo to find models for the top fashion houses such as Chanel, Armani, Roberto Cavalli, Versace, Valentino

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see the ads for Gucci? ! All the models are hot!
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah! Gorgeous women, high cheekbones, tall, long legs , big boobs, they are hot!
Guy 2: Well of course! They all come from the Former Yugoslavia!

by Slavs rule July 18, 2007

Yugoslavia

a nation that had people of many ethnic groups, languages, religions, alphabets and other catagories live together under one flag and one ruler. It was formed after World War I as a kingdom. The name "Yugoslavia" technically means the "Land of the South Slavs". It was later ruled in a dictatorial manner and during World War II the country was torn apart partially due to actions by the Axis powers. One example of this calamity is that the Utashe, a Croatian fascist group established a Croatian puppet state and waged a campaign of extermination against the Serb ethnic group. A Croatian Communist, Josef "Tito" Broz, managed to reunite Yugoslavia at the war's end and he ruled the entire land under his version of Communism (independent of the influence of the Soviet leaders) until his death in 1980. The communist glue lost its hold on the country by the end of the decade, opening the way for fascists like Slobodan Milosevic and nationalists like Franjo Tudjman and others to stir up ethnic tensions. The Communist government resigned and voted itself out of existance in early 1990 and elections were soon held. Milosevic the son-of-a-bitch wanted control of the land for himself and his policies led to several years of secession, wars and "ethnic cleansing" and a new Holocaust. The nation fell apart in a raging cauldron of violence and now Yugoslavia is no more. There are now several ethnically-based countries, although Bosnia is a mixed bag republic consisting of people in the Croat, Serb and Muslim ethnic groups. "Yugoslavia" is now a word that refers to a country torn apart by hatred and violence between ethnic groups.

1. Rwanda and the Sudan (Darfur region) have experienced ethnic genocide just like Yugoslavia.

2. Some ignorant bigots with their attitudes concerning a certain black Presidential candidate and racist mythology about immigrants (legal and not) and post-9/11 fears stemming from terrorist actions are talking of "America for the Americans" and "RAHOWA". They use these issues to justify their hate. They want to turn this great nation into another Yugoslavia. That way is NOT the answer.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 14, 2008

Yugoslavian burial

when a man inserts his penis into a ant nest, whilst having turnips and other vegetables rammed up his arse

'dude last week i had a Yugoslavian burial, it fuckin' hurt'

by Big gary 123 August 3, 2012

Yugoslavia

It is the country of all Banjos. They are faster than than lightning, stronger than steel and they are smarter than any human being. They can sooth you with their gamer Big brain skills. They play Minecraft, Rainbow, Battlefield, Contir Strik, etc. They despise the Yugoslavinskis and will do anything to eliminate them from their Banjo religious country. They are global elite 2 in countir strik and they selled their Banjo wife and children for internet connection to play countir strik and The Yugoslavinskis are guitars, which we despise. It all started in the year 12 B.C. They started to raid our Banjo Minecraft server. It all started as a joke but then proceeded with many casualties and even deaths. They think they are gude at rainbow but they are only copper 4, 0.2 KD and they try to 1v1, us, Diamond ranks and when they lose, they pay the consequences and get defined as “clapped cheeks.” They got very angry with this and proceeded with physical contact. Yugoslavians are very respectful. They listen to John wick coming with the wee bucks. They also listen to their masters and leaders. But their most important tradition of all is giving tooth blankets, ddos to orphans, and Gluck Gluck 9000s. Overall the Yugoslavians are great people and will do anything for their religion.

Yes, I am Yugoslavian, as you can tell from my Banjo Minecraft server.

by Jewbaccon Broter August 26, 2019

Yugoslavian Slow Cooker

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's moist vagina and continues to leave it there for hours until it is "fall off the bone soft".

I busted out the yugoslavian slow cooker on my girl last night, neither of us got off, it wasn't that great.

We were spooning and it turned into a yugoslavian slow cooker, we fell asleep and it was no good.

by AnthonyJ117 July 3, 2011

Yugoslavian Water Fall

The act involving two partners in which one partner sits down on the john to take a frank and the other takes a piss between their legs in to the toilet.

dude if you dont finish up quick we're gonna have to pull a yugoslavian water fall

by Buddha Dougherty June 30, 2011

Yugoslavian Sea Mine

The process of a man inserting a bike/ball pump into his urethra and pumping it up causing his bladder to expand and then inevitably explode inside of him. Usually done with a hand pump, but an electrical equivalent can be used for the daring.

Guy 1: Dude, why do you have that pump? You don't even own a bike.
Guy 2: Oh, I'm planning to enjoy a Yugoslavian Sea Mine this evening...

by Joshua Durry August 31, 2018