You can't have your pussy and eat it too 

A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."

In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.

Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?

Sam: Yea.

Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.

Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"

You can't have your pussy and eat it too by Russessabagina December 15, 2009

Do you shave your pussy 

A funni meme

I really love the Do you shave your pussy girl!

ITS THE ALL KIND OF WEIRD QUESTIONS LIKE, DO YOU SHAVE YOUR PUSSY?

Do you shave your pussy by idontknowwhatmypseudonymshould January 27, 2023

sand in your pussy

1. Used to express disdain or dissatisfaction with someone (usually male) showing reluctance or fear

2. A taunt

1.Dude, why won't you go to the club? I think you have sand in your pussy.

2. You are no fun. You always have sand in your pussy.

sand in your pussy by Tallula March 31, 2003

Lying on your pussy 

1. Lying about having sex with someone or having sex promiscuously.

2. Lying about giving/receiving sex to/from someone.

WOMAN #1: I told my boyfriend I had to work 3 extra hours.

WOMAN #2: He knows you're lying on your pussy. That trick is so old.

Lying on your pussy by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 30, 2007

eat your pussy 

rubbing your tongue on a girlsclit.

male:hey babe you want me to eat your pussy.
Female: fuck yeah.

eat your pussy by ADingo8MyBaby August 13, 2018

sand in your pussy

Used to discrace somebody who is being a bitch.

Boz kept complaining that he wanted to go home last nite, instead of smoking with his friends, so I asked him "Do you have sand in your pussy?"

sand in your pussy by Tyler Conner July 25, 2006

Step your pussy up 

Aspire to do better, do better, be your authentic self

Step your pussy up, get a job, own a business...etc

Step your pussy up by Ny81 July 21, 2023