Your mum

The person that I fucked in the ass so god damn hard

Your mum taste so good -1
Your not my friend -2

by The man who has a chin March 8, 2022

Your mum

An expression used by Daniel Howell. Often made to insult Phil Lester.

Phil: "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
Dan: "Your mum"

by Arkadiakruu December 18, 2018

Your mum

A phrase commonly used by people with two gay fathers. It is often mistaken for an insult but is actually a cry for help from someone who is upset because their dad fucks their other dad.

Person 1:'I hate you because you have homosexual parents and I am strongly yet inexplicably against homosexuality'

Person 2:'your mum'

by Tim December 3, 2003

Your mum

The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts

Hey wat u doin?
your mum.

are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.

wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum

y r u so l8?
your mums l8.

y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum

by mistercooool July 27, 2009

Your mum

A comeback when you can't think of anything to say. A funny term in general.

1: Shut yo melted cadbury's cream egg looking ass the fuck up
2: Your mum sucks willy

by Kazotsky Kick December 7, 2018

Your mum

1. An utterly stupid and terrible response to a comment or insult when someone cannot think of a comeback.

"You are so racist!"
"Your mums racist"

by Jarrow767 March 11, 2015

Your mum

1) Used in the form of an insult

"Get a mum"
"When they have a bring your pet to school say, you can bring your mum"
"Your Mum"

by [Cyber Pirate] February 8, 2007