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slap your grandma 

A phrase that means that something is so good that you're awestruck by it to the point where you're so disoriented that you might mistakenly slap your grandmother. If someone takes this literally it could at best cause an awkward situation and at worst cause your entire family to fall apart.
"Woo-wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma!
There oughta be a law, get the sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how'd she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk..."
-Trace Adkins, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"

Mom: "Everybody, Jimmy was nice enough to cook us this Thanksgiving turkey!"
Everyone: "Yea, Jimmy! Hip hip hooray!"
Jimmy: "Aw gee guys...Mom, why don't you have the first bite."
Mom: (eating it) "WOW I'll be damned if this isn't the greatest turkey I've ever had! Slap your grandma!"
Jimmy: "OK." ***SMACK!!!*** (pimp-slaps her across the face)
Mom: "Well I never! Jimmy, how could you?"
Dad: "Son, get out of here this instant. You're banished from this family forever."
Jimmy: "But but but..."
Dad: "But but but...SHUT UP!!! Get your elderly-assaulting ass out of my house!"
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Spank Your Grandma Day 

hey grandma todays spank your grandma day come here bitch

to smell your grandma 

To show understanding of another person's statement or situation
Matt: The hottub was hot, she was ready, how could I say no? You know what I'm trying to say?
Adrianna: Yes I do, I'm definitely smellin' your grandma on that one.
to smell your grandma by M-Diddy February 1, 2004

smell your grandma

A sentence used by celebratory faces in lessons such as Math to insult people they admire or are attracted to. This statement can mean the person would like to smell underwear belonging to who it is aimed at.
"That's well rand, I'm creasing"

*Guilty face*
"Smell your grandma"
smell your grandma by almanjam February 7, 2009

to smell your grandma 

Matt: No, bitch. We can't AFFORD to party anymore. Too much shit to do.
Adrianna: Aiight, yo. I smell your grandma, old man. I best get my shit in gear too.
to smell your grandma by T-Diddy February 2, 2004

shot your grandma 

Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*
shot your grandma by Séan Miller February 2, 2022

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch 

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch