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Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
by Trixtah December 4, 2010
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DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.
Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"
by Can Not May 15, 2005
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Damn you Dave

When things are going wrong and you need someone to blame. Dave is a fictional character on which you can reflect your anger, the universal 'baddy'. Originating from the 'Lost' episode 'Dave', wherein Dave is Hurley's imaginary friend, telling him to disobey his doctors.
In social media, #damnyoudave has been a trending topic for a few days in june 2015.
There's no more warm water to shower. Damn you Dave.
by MrGeldof June 12, 2015
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Science damn you

Something you say to an atheist when you are really mad at him.
"Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance!"
by United Atheist Alliance January 20, 2009
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Damn you potato!

That moment when your Oreo breaks off and sinks to the bottom of your milk glass...

you: "DAMN YOU POTATO!"
by TNTsquid May 30, 2018
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damn you all

A term most commonly used by Stewie Griffin of Family Guy, a hit cartoon by Seth McFarlane. Usually Stewie says this after he has been defeated in some way. The opposite of this phrase that Stewie says is victory is mine.
Stewie: Louis, give me my device back!
Louis: No Stewie, it is not playtime. Time for bed!
Stewie: AH, damn you all!
by Efpi October 29, 2006
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damn you a fool

1.a way of reacting to a friend or unknown person who accuses you of something you did not do or do not want to admit you did.

2. An uneducated or ignorant response to a reaction or statement someone says that you perceive as stupid or ignorant

3. It is neither and admission or a denial it is a response to create a diversion and hopefully spark upon another topic

4. Can also be said damn you a fool cuz/ or damn you a fool for dat
Person 1: why you adding random girls on facebook and chatting them up when you do not know them

Person 2: damn you a fool
by Homie Mike March 18, 2011
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