Yoni is the absolute best guy you'll ever meet. I swear that I became a happier person with yoni in my life. He is the epitome of loyalty and kindness. He's never hurt anybody nice on purpose. He's such a deep caring, kindhearted person. If you don't have a yoni in your life right now, go get yourself one. I'm telling you, it will change your life for the better. Everyone needs a yoni in their life.
"Damn bro my life is so sucky at the moment."

"Oh yeah? Get yourself a Yoni."
by Zazzy030 May 8, 2022
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Pronounced (Yo-Nee)
1. An arousing feeling in ones pants. Often referring to ones arousing pleasure with their reproductive organ.
2. The male reproductive organ
3. The female reproductive organ. Or their G-spot
4. An annoying jewish kid
5. See F***
Yoned, Yon, Yoner, Yoning, Yonis, Yongina, Yonies
Yonmeister
1. Master of yonies
1. Fred likes to think that when he looks at me, he gets a yoner.
2. She got yoned by that donkey at the donkey show
3. Yoni is such a yoni.
4. I heard Magic Johnson was a yonmeister before he got AIDS.
5. He plays with his yonis in the shower
6. Her yongina had a mildred
by Jonathan Silva Birdde October 28, 2008
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have huge dick, and love huge dick. Eat dick all time.
"Hey I'm Yoni I have a big dick but it doesn't matter, I can suck yours if you want ! <3"
by xX_Blackout_Xx November 27, 2021
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He might be shy,curious,quiet,funny he might make you laugh he might be mexican because it sounds like one,he makes memes,he loves memes people can judge but if you make him mad alot he might leave you and you guys wont be freinds. Can be a female or male name
Yoni is shy but he is no shy around good freinds 👍🐵
by WHY IS TIK TOK A THING?!?!?!? November 21, 2018
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He’s a cute Mexican boy that is really really sweet he calls you princess and baby girl and he’s the best boy out there and he doesn’t call just any girl princess or baby girl it’s only with someone special
by Kuuuuuraaaaa April 19, 2019
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indian (hindi) word for vagina. references to this word are found in Kamasutra.
She let me touch her sweet yoni last night.
by Chodu July 8, 2005
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