Yolk

To hit someone, usually in the face.

That nigga ran up on me too fast so I straight yolked em up.

by I am better than you March 28, 2005

Yolking

the act of deliberately wasting time while having other important responsibilities; most specifically related to academic obligations.

example #1- I have a midterm tomorrow but I'm just yolking.

example #2- I am a college student; yolkin' is my major.

by Ray2008 May 27, 2008

Yolk

Verb
The act of ejaculation. Used in bro culture when describing sexual encounters or lonely evenings.

1. I yolked a hot one down her throat last night, it was titty city.
2. I am gonna go yolk one out quick, be back in 10.
3. Did you yolk inside her? No? Only counts as half then.

by RocketRay August 15, 2014

yolk

a joke that is basically better than your entire existence

macrondalds: "our breakfast meal deal is no yolk"

by porkiies January 20, 2020

yolking

another word for joking, except its more funny right

"don't worry guys, I'm just yolking!"

by sceneva September 7, 2022

Yolk

To utilize eggs in a supernatural manner.

Did you see what he did with those eggs? He totally yolked her and she didn't even see it coming.

by Eggdrop December 21, 2008

Yolk

Another form of saying “joke”
usually used as the word “yolking” to replace “joking”

“Are you yolking me right now?” Said Albert to the circus clown eating a taco.

by BarfBelly77 September 4, 2019