Yohan

Yohan is a character your not going to meet most people like him. He is a supreme being for all you know he know aliens, check your moms phone because she’s in his dms too. All and all yohan is a rad guy.

Omg is that yohan is he floating

by All seeing man September 17, 2021

yohan

yohan a name given 2 an extremely brainy kool funny not 2 forget good lookin

safe bruv tht joke was heavy plus u is buff im gnanana call u yohan from na on init bare love 4 ya

by markyeoman July 16, 2008

Yohans

The Ultimate GOAT

The nicest guy around, always putting friends first, great at roasting people. Makes fiery diss tracks and likes eating hotdogs. A

Human 1: "Dude, Yohans and Yohannes are having a rap battle."
Human 2: "Oh snap boiii!!!"

by ItzSurge May 16, 2017

Yohan

Yohan is a 5'9 friend who gets all the women. He is the wealthiest and is usually really good-looking. Yohan is really good at video games and is outstanding at art. He is really sexy and everyone wants to be him, or they want to be his girlfriend. He has the opportunity to take anyone's girl but is loyal to his friends, so he refuses to do so. He always gets his dick wet and enjoys life. He usually is depressed so he focuses more on the outside as he feels empty inside.

Girl: Ugh I want to fuck Yohan so badly. I want to be his girlfriend
Yohan: Begone Thot.

by 347KeithLee November 23, 2021

yohan

a black kid with a big dick and a funny personality

damn yohan your dick long as fuck

by diclaatrio February 25, 2017

yohan

A joking insult, it's similar to bitch, stupid or dork.

Can I have a beer?

No, ya yohan.

by KittyKattMeow July 1, 2010

Yohan

The wee violumpet man who stands outside castlecourt and is proper lad and a national treasure for Norn Iron

Jack: I was up in Belfast at the weekend
Grace: Oh my god did you see Yohan outside castle court?
Jack: Yeah he’s an actual legend

by thedeakyamp January 22, 2023