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Yogurt Male

Truly the highest peak of which man can ever obtain, to be a yogurt male is to be a child molester while eating yogurt.
He loves molesting children he must be a yogurt male!
(better than sigma)
by gwsefesdffsdfsdf October 16, 2023
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Yogurt Male

A part of the male hierarchy that is superior to alpha males and sigma males. Unlike sigma males, they only follow sigma rule #69, #420, and #666. They love yogurt, and always walk around with at least 5 yogurt cups. They may also bring frozen yogurt.

Pronounciation: YO-gurt Mail
That guy is holding a tub of yogurt! he must be a yogurt male.
by iCruncher March 16, 2022
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yogurt male

alpha male demon 👿
I think he likes yogurt idrk
if you searched this you're probably gay,
Ik you like men, and if you're a girl, ik you like boobies.
"h-h-h-h-hi my yogurt male!"
by izzy poo poo April 15, 2023
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yogurt male

the ultra form of a man

see also: chad, ryan
by SnomAvocado April 25, 2022
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yogurt male

a cold hearted sigma who only love yogurt and other dairy product.Also perfected rolling knee bar submission.
Benoit is such a yogurt male, W!
by Beno1t September 19, 2023
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National Yogurt males day

December 16th is national yogurt males day!1!1!1!1!🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
Dave: Yo it’s National Yogurt males day
Bambi: Ok
Tristian:jekwwbisndgdyehebsuddjsbysd
by Dave sus amogus🥶 December 13, 2021
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Yogurt Male Syndrome

1. A person with Yogurt Male Syndrome is able to deeply empathize with others, yet lacks emotional depth and is unable to feel emotions deeply or continuously for a long period of time. Another primary symptom of Yogurt Male Syndrome is being unable to fully express themselves and their vision/perspective, no matter how hard they try. They may employ art or writing for self-expression purposes, but their creations will always pale in comparison to the ideas in their brain.

2. A gooner.
I'm so glad I have a friend like you in my life, twin. It's hard finding someone else with Yogurt Male Syndrome, even on the internet.
by 749ygmsyndrme May 9, 2025
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