Yogurt Male

Extremely sexy and yogurty. They are among the top achievers of man including sigma males alike. Significantly better than shrigma males and alpha males. If you see these men with yogurt it's already over. They are mostly found in giant, tall buildings looking out the window eating their yogurt.

A yogurt male just slept with my wife.

by I love yogurt October 31, 2021

yogurt balloon

(n) a large plastic substance filled with goo, usually made after making thick in her warm

Coach Steve did push-ups on Jay's mom, and left a yogurt balloon after making thick in her warm.

by Hormone Monster October 26, 2018

Anal yogurt

When you cum in her ass and and a little drips out of her butthole

God damnit, last night after we did it, I took a shit and on my toilet paper was a little anal yogurt

by Juneboylover July 31, 2016

Yoglert

The Yoglert is a type of gnome that came into existence long ago. The Yoglert can most closely physically be related to the main character from the hit 1980's series "David the Gnome."
The Yoglerts were forced to sell yogurt on the side of the road, lest they be forced into prostitution. No one buys their yogurt. No one.

Him: "Hey honey! While we're on this long stretch of highway, why don't we stop at this Yoglert stand and buy some of their crappy yogurt?"
Her: "No."

by InSilverFlames1 October 6, 2008

yogurt kid

A weirdo who walks around with yogurt stains on them

That yogurt kids got bunda ya know

by MakMak007 November 14, 2020

yogurt top

an idiot, or just someone that you find annoying

"shes such a yogurt top"

by joshalexben August 20, 2007

Underwear yogurt

Fluid the consistency of yogurt exploding from a guys dick when you’re in gym class running with the girls

I do my own laundry so my mom doesn’t see all my underwear yogurt

by FabooFlower October 17, 2021