Yo Mama

yo mama

Yo mamas so ugly she owes my dog fuck money.
Yo mama's like a drug store, open 24hrs a day.

by Pikey Tom November 19, 2003

Yo Mama

A brand of outdated jokes that are still told by ignorant fucktards. Anyone found telling these jokes are to be immediately dazed by pepper spray, assfucked by a homeless bum, and fight Chuck Norris to the death.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to bi-tensor com-flex 23 newtons-per-minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.

by ServiceWithaSmile March 21, 2009

Yo Mama

Yo Mama is a reference to yo mama jokes meaning when you say yo mama that means you think their mom is ugly fat or stupid

hey look its Yo Mama.

by xxChilledHacksxx June 24, 2016

Yo Mama

The woman at the corner of the street that gives everyone head

Zarkpa: Who is that lady?

Lanre: YO MAMA

by AArshavin July 19, 2010

Yo Mama

see 'Good Fuck'

yo mama is a good fuck

by Hayden November 17, 2003

Yo Mama

1. A response to somebody after them shouting abuse at you.

2. A Pharcyde song

1. Abuse - Sup fool, yo you's a faggot ass bitch!
Retort - Yo Mama!

2. Yo Mama's soo fat 'how fat is she?'. Yo Mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos when times are rough, a seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs. The sad fact 'What?!' yo mama smokes crack, she's got a burnin' yearnin' and there's no turnin' back. Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks, spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talks!

by A Whyte February 20, 2004

Yo Mama

A term of affection used when "mum" simply doesn't cut it. The person aquiring this name is much loved and respected by all the people surrounding them. They are loving, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, understanding and put up with alot of crap from their sons and daughters. These people are loved so much more than they realise, even if they realise that they are loved alot! Keep it real in the ghetto Yo Mama's, we love you.

Yo Mama how was your day?

or just

Yo Mama!

by Homie in the hood August 23, 2006