by Pikey Tom November 19, 2003
A brand of outdated jokes that are still told by ignorant fucktards. Anyone found telling these jokes are to be immediately dazed by pepper spray, assfucked by a homeless bum, and fight Chuck Norris to the death.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to bi-tensor com-flex 23 newtons-per-minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.
by ServiceWithaSmile March 22, 2009
Yo Mama is a reference to yo mama jokes meaning when you say yo mama that means you think their mom is ugly fat or stupid
hey look its Yo Mama.
by xxChilledHacksxx April 05, 2016
by AArshavin July 19, 2010
1. Abuse - Sup fool, yo you's a faggot ass bitch!
Retort - Yo Mama!
2. Yo Mama's soo fat 'how fat is she?'. Yo Mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos when times are rough, a seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs. The sad fact 'What?!' yo mama smokes crack, she's got a burnin' yearnin' and there's no turnin' back. Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks, spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talks!
Retort - Yo Mama!
2. Yo Mama's soo fat 'how fat is she?'. Yo Mama is so big and fat that she can get busy with 22 burritos when times are rough, a seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs. The sad fact 'What?!' yo mama smokes crack, she's got a burnin' yearnin' and there's no turnin' back. Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks, spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talks!
by A Whyte February 20, 2004
A term of affection used when "mum" simply doesn't cut it. The person aquiring this name is much loved and respected by all the people surrounding them. They are loving, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, understanding and put up with alot of crap from their sons and daughters. These people are loved so much more than they realise, even if they realise that they are loved alot! Keep it real in the ghetto Yo Mama's, we love you.
by Homie in the hood August 23, 2006