yesn't

The alternative way of saying no. Makes you sound like a complete shithead though.

Dave: Wanna go to a party?
Jim: Yesn't
Dave: what

by Lil Bungus July 20, 2018

Yesn't

Satirical synonym of the word "No" which gained popularity due to a change.org petition started in May 2018. The petition supported changing "No" in the English language to "yesn't."

It's a simple yes or yesn't question.

Would you like some liver? Yesn't thank you.

Yesn't collusion!

by Dongjun82 June 6, 2018

Yesn't

The opposite of yes. So : No

BOY : Wanna be my Bitch?
Girl : yesn't

by Gamergirls Pee June 10, 2018

Yesn’t

When you say no but some still assume you mean yes

A. Has Mark interfered with the class schedule?
B. Yesn’t

by Abdi Mahad July 18, 2018

Yesn't Thou

Even worse than "No u". A smarter way to respond to "UR MOM GAY LOL". If you say this to someome who has said a ur insiult, they will instantly die.
Saying No u is now like saying your mom gay, it can work, but it can easily be counted. However, Yesn't thou cannot.

Ben: Ur mom gay LOL
Pat: Yesn't thou
*Ben instantly melts at the rate of his whole body in half a second. He then is transported in to the endless void ion the worse way possible, with the mosty pain possible being constantly struck upon him as he is transported into oine of the worse places to be*

by Julsi67 June 8, 2018

yesn´t

Well yes but actually no

Napoleon: Sacks Moscow
His soldiers: So Have We Won The War?
Napoleon: Yesn´t

by ThEoNeMeMeGoD March 3, 2019

Yesn't

Saying yes but then saying no to be a fucking dick

Guy: hey can you help me with this

You: yesn't

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019