yappy the dog

any variety of incessantly yapping beloved lap dog (only by its' owner, ie: 'not my child')

someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!

the crackheads were burglarizing a house when they encountered yappy the dog!!

that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Yappy Vagina Syndrome

The inability of the female human to simply STFU. It is a gender specific disorder that strikes 100% of women, yet the sufferers of YVS are 100% male. Symptoms are deep single breaths in between strings of words and the afflicted men replying in grunts. Aha, um hmm and yes - no replies are all that is possible because the men cannot get a word in.

Does Kate EVER STFU? Naaaah, man. She's got Yappy Vagina Syndrome.

by Joeydego December 15, 2011

Yappy Bitch

Female that will not shut the fuck up for any reason or someone who talks about nonsense that no one cares about.

Cece was sitting in my office and that yappy bitch was driving me nuts!

by Streakster June 11, 2018

Yappy Dog

Any small breed dog that rules the roost. They might bark a bit, but always happily greet their human parents.

My parents had Labradors, but I prefer the yappy dogs. They are so cute!

by HappyYappyDog December 17, 2018

Yapping

The act of speaking without discretion at length to an uninterested audience resulting in discomfort, annoyance, and/or discontent. yap derives from the annoying bark produced by small dog.
many other terms or "portmanteaus" incorporate "yapping"
Yapanese: when someone yaps so much they appear to no longer be speaking English

Yapathon: when a person yaps so extensively they could have ran 42 km or 26 miles during their tangent
Yapghanistan: to yap so much that it could be considered as an act of terrorism

Man 1: yes so my daughter just got a good VCE result i'm so proud next week the wife and I...
Man 2: okay buddy quit yapping this ain't yapghanistan here we speak English not yapanese, now beat it pal!

by Man glaser August 16, 2023

D1 Yapper

Someone who professes in yapping, certified bachelors in yapology and wont shut the hell up for the life of them.

We got a d1 yapper over here

by w1ree September 18, 2023

yappanese

The language spoken by yappers, aka people who talk a lot.

"Wow, Gabriella talked for hours on end yesterday! She wouldn't stop yapping! It's like she was speaking Yappanese!"

by kuroo_nyethescinceguy September 17, 2023