you are to short to ride this ride

You are to short.

Aaron you are to short to ride this ride

by Typed May 1, 2019

You must be this tall to enjoy this ride

Refers to either a lady's or guy's being of similar-enough height to his/her lovemaking-partner in order to engage in stand-up sex; otherwise, one of them is obliged to use a step-stool.

I appreciate any chick who is pleasant-natured and "willing", so I never bother with any "You must be this tall to enjoy this ride" height-requirement... besides, I prefer "doing it" while lying down on a comfy bed, anyway, and of course height is not ever an issue there.

by QuacksO May 1, 2019

Ride it like you stole it

A phrase used by a sensitive convict that beats off to playing Grand Theft Auto while blasting Taylor Swift in the background.

Him: oh yea, girl.

Ride it like you stole it....

For real tho because I really did steal this.

by fiercetigeress October 5, 2016

You must be this tall to ride (me)

Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".

If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

you riden?

You getting through it?

Are you riden? You getting through it? You good?

by AnonymouS562 June 6, 2023

If you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive

A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.

"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."

"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."

by penisshakes May 27, 2020