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you got mommed

To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.
Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!
by Sprid January 21, 2006
mugGet the you got mommedmug.

fuck you in the mom

To have sex with the mother of the person the phrase is aimed at.
Hey fag, last night I fucked you... IN THE MOM!

Wow girl, can I fuck you in the mom?
by Lee Ji Hoon April 2, 2008
mugGet the fuck you in the mommug.
NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.
by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023
mugGet the big black man having sex while you eat your mom.mug.
who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky
“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page
by Djlaixbfuxis August 25, 2021
mugGet the Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you luckymug.

you mom gay

Its a way to insult a gay person
by saying you mom gay boi
by deezmomgaynutz February 9, 2022
mugGet the you mom gaymug.

you ate my mom

Someone ate your mom do i really need to explain
Gary you fat emo fuckface you ate my mom!
by Fidgetspinner-man July 3, 2017
mugGet the you ate my mommug.
Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!
Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!
by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021
mugGet the post a pic of you and your mommug.

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