..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

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You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey

Refers to the tendency of friends to nickname you after one humiliating incident and the nickname sticking.

Ryan: "What's up, rimster?"

Jake: "I regret telling you that. I let Sarah eat my ass one time. You break one plate, you're not plate breaker but you fuck one donkey!? and you're donkey fucker for the rest of your life."

by penisshakes December 8, 2023

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you're kicking my donkey

to express frustration

Marissa you're kicking my donkey. Let's get this issue addressed.

by CGP November 13, 2007

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Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)

Something that is so utterly absurd..it even qualifies for sheer stupidity and making an ass of someone or something. A mix between Ridiculous and Assinine (sp?) Can also be used as an exclamation for something funny or sarcastic. (depends on the inflection of voice and situation)

"I cannot believe what he said in that meeting...that's just Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

OR

"That video was friggin Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

by Long Range111 February 3, 2010

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