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xbone

Pronounced Ex-Bone; A term used to describe the new Xbox One in a derogatory fashion. In what can only be described as having a "boner" for the new xbox release, both fanboys and tech enthusiasts alike were heavily disappointed by the release information for the new console, as well as restrictions on gameplay and always on requirements. Deflating the "boner" as it were that the once excited crowd once had.
"Dude, you see the features on the Xbox One?"
"You mean the Xbone? Yea, makes me wanna go back to a PC"
by GobbaFoobaBoo June 7, 2013
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xboner

A xbox one die hard fan who only cares for microsoft
Person 1: That guy is such an xboner
Person 2: Eww
by lagit February 28, 2019
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xbonehead

Dumbass Xbox One Fanboy: 0MG TH3 XB0X 0N3 W1LL W1N!!!!111!!1 P54 SUX G4Y H0M0 D1K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Normal Human Being: Damn Xboneheads.
by Crysh3ondo November 14, 2013
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xbone

a further development of the Orwellian utopia in the United Surveillance of America

People bitch about it now but will buy it anyway.
After the initial whine is gone sales will go on as usual.
Just another small step down the hill.
You're xboned, enjoy.
by JangoJay June 16, 2013
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Xboner

A Crying little bitch on the inter webs, who has not the slightest clue on anything relevant to a given conversation. Also if given the opportunity to suck the dick of anyone who says the word Microsoft of Xbox they would fall to their knees with mouths wide open.
1. Hey you see that faggot sucking that dick over there ...he sure is an Xboner , aslo i think his dumb ass bought that terrible Xbone
by Real Talk True Story January 23, 2014
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Xboner

many Playstation 4 fans use it to insult Xbox One users. the thought of 'boner' in the word Xboner stands for Xbox One fans getting an erection because of the console. please mind that that is not actually true. the word was being used in the Console Wars between the PS4 and the Xbox One (and the Wii U of course).
dude, all these Xboners keep commenting about why Xbox One is better than PS4, it looks like this console war is never over.
by Arteeeh September 15, 2014
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XBoned

When you find out the game you want is only for the "next gen" console (particularly the Xbox One). Thus sending you into a feeling of depression as tho betrayed by your nation. You then question capitalism and consider becoming a communist for the good of equality.
Ex. "Dude I really want the next Call of Duty but it's only for the next gen consoles. I'm totally getting XBoned by Activision."
by BossSauce 47 April 14, 2015
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