wyckoff

Located in Bergen County, New Jersey, the lovely town of Wyckoff is more than anyone could ever hope for. Children get the finest education starting in kindergarten at Lincoln, Coolidge, Washington, or my personal favorite, Sicomac, where the "smart" kids go. Eisenhower Middle School is the place to slack off as you hide in the bathrooms during recess and steal water at lunch, not because you have to considering your parents are loaded, but just so you can feel badass. Ramapo High School is the place to be, but some tools choose to spend their four years at Indian Hills instead. You'll wear True Religion, Sevens, Juicy, Polo, Lacoste, Hollister, Abercrombie And Fitch, Free People, Lucky, and any other brand of clothes that will cost at least two-hundred for an outfit. You'll find tricked out cars in Ramapo's student parking lot and superlative night is the chance to tear on the people you've hated for years.

We're bitches and assholes, yes. But we're hot and rich, so unlike you, we get away with it.
Bitty- I live in Wyckoff
Bitty2- Damn.
by bitttyyyyy November 15, 2006
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Wyckoff is a great town in Northern New Jersey, Bergen County to be exact...It is an upper middle class area with a great school system...Parents can raise their children in this town and not have to spend one day worrying if something is going to happen to them...The place to hang out is boulder run, even though it kind sucks now that the cops are all over it so no one skateboards and stuff, but hey it has starbucks...The town is most know for having great labor day fireworks...

Just a side not though, don't shop in the stop n' shop they aren't very nice there...
Girl: I live in Wyckoff.
Boy: My mommy says she wants to move there.
Girl: You should there is a great playground and library in town that we can go to.
by wyckoffgirl October 04, 2005
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wyckoff

Someone who ejaculates in public places cross legged in an attempted to propel one's spermicide vertically into the air. Sometimes referred to the Matt Segal because of its common use in dirtying oneself or an innocent bystander.
The Wycoff is famous for its wide spread use with former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and the advocators of Obamacare
Perry: Yo my nigga Ronnie should I do the deed?
Ron Jeremy: Don't Wyckoff youll get arrested or even worse have to watch miley cyrus come in as a wrecking ball
Perry: (nothing to say because he is being arrested)
--- Screams from the background "watch me Wyckoff"!!
by Niggos Handler November 28, 2013
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a very annoying boy who is 13 and is shorter than a kindergartener. He's rich and white and annoying as fuck. He has an ugly shade of blue for his eyes and a huge mouth. YOU NEED TO SHUT THE HELL UP MICHEAL WYCKOFF!
Is he short, annoying and is he going to napa high school? if so, he's a wyckoff
by narusasushipperforlifewhatwhat February 07, 2015
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Wyckoff wasted

Definition: When you wake up in someone else’s room butt ass naked after a gnarly night of boozin’.
Harrison: “dude I woke up in some guys room butt ass nakedLuke: “dude you got Wyckoff wasted”
by Hmendral August 07, 2021
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