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wtfmeat

meat products that taste like they are made out of whatever random animals happened to be next to the meat-grinder in the factory. examples: spam, hot dogs, bologna, vienna sausages.
no, i'm not going downtown. whenever i go downtown i get drunk and buy wtfmeat from street vendors.
by thusspakevvill February 26, 2009
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WTFML

A compound-acronym of the two closely related acronyms of WTF and FML. It means: What The Fuck My Life. WTFML can be applied to many unfavorable circumstances. Under normal circumstances, the WHAT THE FUCK portion comes first, followed closely by a heart-felt FUCK MY LIFE. When typed from a computer, it is an absolute NECESSITY that the caps lock be left on to convey the appropriate intensity.

WTFML is NOT to be mistaken for "When Twats Farm Major Lice". If you ever hear anyone use WTFML to describe an instance when twats farm major lice, the offending person should be subsequently mushroom tattooed.
Malika: So, they gave me a special shampoo and told me to scrub thoroughly for a week, ugh WTFML!
by JeffJonezZz August 5, 2009
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wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr

WHERE THE FUCK MY CUP

WHERE THE FUCK MY BLUNT

WHERE THE FUCK MY REEFER
Bro: Hey bro you got 5 bucks for cigs
Other bro: WTFMCWTFMBWTFMR!!!
Bro: wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr
by The problems of ligma November 7, 2023
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wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr

“where the fuck my blunt where the fuck my cup where the fuck my reefer?” - Ken Carson (“Fighting my demons”)
dawg, wtfmbwtfmcwtfmr??”
by drakelover4L November 4, 2023
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wtfmf

by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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wtfmcnugget

Bob: How was the food in prison?
Jim: bread, water, and the occasional wtfmcnugget.
by pill80 October 24, 2008
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wtfmfwtfayt

What the fuck, motherfucker, what the fuck are you thinking?; taken from a song of same title by Jim's Big Ego
You ate some anthrax for breakfast? WTFMFWTFAYT?!
by Aaron MacKenzie December 13, 2005
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