winkey wonkey donkey

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.

Jared YOU ARE A WINKEY WONKEY DONKEY!!!

by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020

wonkey

An adolescent male slang term for a penis, popular in the rural south in the 1980s. Esp. used at summer camp.

Dude, close your tent flaps when you are changing, everybody can see your pitifully small wonkey.

by wonkey monkey October 28, 2007

Wonkey Donkey

When A Girl/Woman Has One Larger Breast Than The Other.

Look At That Bitch! Shes Such A Wonkey Donkey!

by TashaB February 12, 2008

wonkey honkey

(Noun/Adverb)

1. A wonkey honkey is the whitest dumbshit you may ever meet.

2. When the honkey cracker is being weird as fuck.

Sam, stop being a wonkey honkey you fucktard hamzilla.

by Murderous_mayo_munchkins April 30, 2021

Wonkey

Wonkey is a adjective used to describe someone who is offkey.
Wonkey might mean you are a homosexual, dress funny, act in a unexplainable way or generally seem messed up.

Did you see that dude in skinny jeans with a tight top? "yeah he looks completely wonkey"

Why is that guy talking to that hideous female? "I dunno he must be wonkey"

Why would they do that? "Because they are all wonkey"

by Dragz600 October 26, 2011

wonkey donkey

when you have bent dick

angus has a really big wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Wonkey Donkey

When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.

I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.

by SoHa19 March 2, 2019