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Worship and Prayers

The excuse to use when someone asks what does wap mean
Person 1: ¨What does WAP mean¨
Person 2: ¨It means Worship and Prayers¨
Person 1: ¨Oh, ok¨
by nanceshipper xoxo October 5, 2020
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Dick Worship

The art of giving a blow job at various speeds, and various movements including deep throating and using hands to bring a guy as close to orgasm as possible, stop and start over several times, taking your time until he orgasms harder than he ever has. Swallowing is optional.
GF! I showed him what dick worship was ALL about last night!
by cgr4life January 10, 2011
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white worship

When a female (that is not Caucasian) dates Caucasian males exclusively.

Predominantly occurs with Asian females.
Ron : Why did Cynthia propose to her boyfriend after a few months of dating?
Michelle : Didn't you know? She's a white worshiper.
by Lil Kep September 20, 2020
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r/woosh

Originally from reddit, used when someone doesn’t get a joke or thinks you’re being serious.
Person 1: wow your cat looks so cool

Person 2: that’s a dog you retard
Person 1: r/woosh
by definitionzz November 11, 2019
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power worshipper

A Power worshipper is a human that worships power, be it money or rank

They believe the answer to success & fulfilment is to be nice to humans they think have similar or more power than themselves & cheat, screw, put down, ignore, lie & fib to people they think have less

They're Robin Hood in reverse - They take from the poor & give to the rich. Its one of the biggest religions in the world

They believe that whoever has less money or power than themselves should agree with everything they say and that they should agree with anyone who has more money or power than them

Its the opposite of church principles where they believe in worshipping goodness & truth

Abraham Lincoln said "To reveal a persons character, give them power"

Most power worshippers arent aware of themselves but theres a pattern to their actions that proves it

Some humans are light power worshipers & others are heavy power worshippers
Shes just another power worshipper
by Tim H Allen June 24, 2016
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cock worshipping

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.

2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.

3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.

4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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woosh

This, along with the joke, had gone over your head.
You: It's not funny that's a serious issue!

Joker: WOOSH!

You: *Looks up woosh on Urban Dictionary*
by Your real name (i rebel LOL) August 22, 2011
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