Wet wooley

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone else's butt

Last night I gave John a wet wooley and now I have poop under my fingernail....

by Stickydixs July 18, 2019

wooley mammoth

The act of having not shaven for awhile and pulling down your pants down and placing your hands in a thumbs up position by your doodle and rubbing it on someone and making a mammoth noise.

friend uno: Hey dude look at this.
friend tres: What?
friend uno: (wooley mammoth noise)
friend dose: He just wooley mammoth your face.

by The Cute Sleeper July 27, 2010

wooley biscuit

Wooley biscuit is toilet paper stuck to your butt after you whips down you find it hours later.

My poop looks like a wooley biscuit.

by Ashtray85 October 08, 2017

wooley wofter

A british slang for a homosexual/fag.

jose webje is a wooley wofter.

by Dark Toilet March 04, 2008

cooley wooley

Pronounced: Coo-lee Whoo-lee

1. Someone who thinks they did something cool and then acts like they're the shit.

OR

2. Someone who thinks they're just plain cool.

Examples:

1. Guy1: *Scores high in Dragon Punch* (The game commonly seen at bars, where you punch the fuckin thing to see how strong you are.) *........Walks away.*
Guy2: "...What a cooley wooley..."

2. Guy1: *Wearing a cowboy hat or something faggish at a club*
Guy2: "...Hey, check out that cooley wooley."

by B-son January 15, 2008

wooley back

to describe person(s)from the Welsh Valleys, with hairy backs.

Look at them smelly wooley backs.
More wooley back,lets give them a hiding.

by KingO'Bling&Robbie May 27, 2006

wooley bear

aged male homosexual with a lot of body hair.

He took off he shirt and was still sporting a sweater, he's a wooley bear.

by fruitcup columbus June 07, 2010