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wookiee sledge

(Verb): The act of using a wookiee sledge to mushroom slap someone in the head with such force that it results in severe, vegetable-state-inducing brain damage and/or instant death.
"Did you hear what happened to Mike?"

"Yeah, he totally got wookiee sledged. Knocked his head. Clean. Off."
by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007
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wookee

A device, made up of several dryer sheets stuffed inside of an empty toilet paper roll, that is used to cover the smell of weed smoke up. Especially handy if you smoking weed in your friend's basement while his dad is upstairs.
Vince: *Motions to pass the wookee*
Tom: "Bro hold it in for longer pussy."
Greg: "Tom give him the wookee, my dad is upstairs!"
by b1gvince80190 June 7, 2007
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bathroom wookiee

The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.

Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.

If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.
It takes a brave man to remove a bathroom wookiee.
by George McBob May 19, 2009
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Wookiee fart

A Fart thats sound resembles the howl of a Wookiee. The sound usually consist of 2 or more syllables and contains lots of "R" and "OW" sounds.
Steve: "BRROOOOWRROWWRRROOOOOOOOWWMMP!"

Joel: Dude! You just Wookiee farted in front of my mom!

Or most often heard when drinkin with the boys or having gorilla sex with the misses.
by neversweat July 18, 2006
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wookiee hair

Wookiee hair is a term used by people when they are in need of a hair cut or are having a bad hair day. The term wookiee is derived from the popular fictional Star Wars universe race who are completely covered in hair, hirsute bipeds. The most notable Wookiee is Chewbacca. The term Chewbacca hair or rat's nest may also replace wookiee hair.
I was talking to Vincent and he said: "Holy fuck, I have a job interview today, I got a hair cut because I looked like I had wookiee hair".
by fargo123 April 15, 2010
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full wookiee

When someone becomes enraged and commits and act of brute strength. Can also be used when someone yells unintelligibly while doing ludicrous things.
Bruh did you see Ryan last night? He went full wookiee at that house party.
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Wookiee Rod

The giant brown furry love rod of Chubaka from Star Wars
"Sit on my Wookiee Rod you dirty Wookiee slut bag, raaaaaaah"
by Greeny October 5, 2004
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