Wood

The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).

"Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".

by Devil May Cry July 22, 2003

Wood

Something you can stroke really fondly, or can be stuck in ryan

Damn Ryan, look at dat wood

by Yesbbay June 4, 2016

Wood

A erect dick

Got so much wood I could build me a fort

by Bobbyshmurda May 22, 2015

Wood

White in Jail... Pecker wood *maybe* . Caucasian mail in the County Jail, Prison, (hard white boy) (white gangster) skin- skin head white supreamasist maybe* *refers to whit as brothers.

Hey brother come join the wood pile.
Look theres more woods in here. '

by BeAr ArcaDia WhiTe BOyZ November 29, 2003

Wood

comes from trees

purdyful trees

by Winnie The Shit November 28, 2003

Wood

1. Something you get from a tree, if you looked up wood for this definition you sir are an idiot.

2. An erect penis, also known as hard, and boner. Something Jessica Alba gives you.

1. Lets cut the tree to get some firewood

2. My girlfriend just gave me wood.

by Im the guy who wrote wood. August 15, 2009

Wood

short for "peckerwood" this is a term used to describe a white boy.

Looks like a wood to me

by Anonymous May 28, 2003