wonton

A type of dumpling common to Chinese cooking. Also comes deep fried and maybe filled with delicious minced meats and assorted food.

I like to order Wontons from the Chinese Resturant

by Boris from Russia October 26, 2006

WonTons

Balls, Cojones, Testosterone

She has terrible breath, But I don't have the WonTons to tell her.

by mollytim October 15, 2008

wonton

causing a lot of destruction or damage

a type of delicious dumpling used in soup or noodle soup found in Chinese cuisine

that holy hand grenade caused some wonton damage.

that wonton soup with rice noodles tasted delish!

by papermachete December 28, 2005

Wontons

The best player ever on the server Shadowsong in the game World of Warcraft.

His way with words cause women to immediately become impregnated and cause men to weep in utter jealousy.

Typical forum activity.

Noob 1: Iz be trollin'

Wontons: I am here.

Noobs 2-300: OMG ILU

The thread then gets deleted due to sheer awesomeness.

by Notwontons November 28, 2009

wonton

A euphemism for any word that needs a euphemism

OO Jenn, please spike my wonton

by rhcp_rock April 17, 2006

wonton

When you put one testicle in a girls vagina and one her bum hole and twist them around in a circular pattern.

I wonton'd ur mom last night in front of your little sister.

by Felipe Gonagia April 6, 2007

wonton

used as a positive descriptor, similar to the slang uses of the words "dope", "fresh", "sick", or "awesomesauce", particularly, though not exclusively, in reference to music or music events

1. Man, that show last night was wonton

2. Yo, that new remix is wonton

3. That new Wu-Tang Clan album is mad wonton, son

by rule4080 August 19, 2012