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Wonkey Donkey

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When A Girl/Woman Has One Larger Breast Than The Other.
Look At That Bitch! Shes Such A Wonkey Donkey!
by TashaB February 12, 2008
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angus has a really big wonkey donkey
by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
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When you’re having sex in a sideways position for a long time and you pull out and your penis is off to the side. It can also refer to having sex and getting stuck together.

A wonkey donkey can also refer to a person who is not very bright and a little off.
I was fucking Noel from her left side and pulled out to find my dick had gone all wonkey donkey.

Mandy and Lauren were fucking from behind and got stuck like a wonkey donkey.

Autumn couldn’t believe Katie was acting so embarrassing and acting like a wonkey donkey at the bar.
by SoHa19 March 2, 2019
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when some one does meat spin to much there anal cavety is wonkey
by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
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When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right
you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*
by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023
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The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.
that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.
by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 6, 2024
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A rude nickname for something that is frustrating you and you don't know what to say.
printer: *no paper*

“it has paper you fucking donkey wonk”
by Donkeywonk November 17, 2023
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