Share Mongering

The use of social media to spread largely baseless and misleading stories designed to scare the reader. Predominantly created by the tin foil hat brigade.

I see that Belinda has been Share Mongering on Facebook again.

by bob^ May 8, 2015

wandering bowel syndrome

A syndrome where you take a shit wherever you like.

Jenny has wandering bowel syndrome and shits wherever she likes.

by unknown69a January 29, 2014

wondering willy

a type of marijuana that is brown with a lot of crystals on it its effects when intoxicated tends to make your mind wonder originated in the south west region of Ontario

i smoked some wondering willy last night ...it made me think alot

by pullmycard May 25, 2008

wankering

Taking part in an act that will have you labeled as a wanker.

Pawan, would you stop wankering with those pokemon cards and come with us.

by MAN_WITH_PANTS October 29, 2004

Wandering eye

When a certain person in a relationship sees someone he or she is mentally or physically attracted to other then his significant other.

Josh was dating Emily, but he had a huge wandering eye for the new girl at school.

by skdjfhf October 26, 2008

wondering what to wear

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.

*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."

by fish_dicks March 1, 2023

wandering woman

The wandering women is hard to spot.

Her stunning looks will distract you from realizing what she actually wants.
A ride home, food, a date for the night, or maybe just a friend.
Some call her a lost soul looking for somewhere rest.
some simply call her a bum.
This Blonde, tan skin, blue eyed girl is the girl of your dreams.

She will wander into your life
poke around

then wander out.
No one knows what she's looking for or what she wants.

Bro 1: Bro what happen to that chick you used to be seeing?
Bro 2: Bro I honestly have no idea, I think she's a tease

Bro 1: She's a "wandering woman" bro, let her go. A lost soul.

by The kid with swim trunks January 22, 2015